DON’T YOU JUST LOVE IT?

OK... this happens at almost every office function. There is always some  idiot who messes up things. 

Don’t you just love  it  when at a function

Some   of the fellows

Come with their relos

“I brought Aunt Seri

And  Igo   and Mary”

Don’t you just love it when at a function

Guests uninvited

With a co-worker sighted

Drink beer by the gallon

Then start eating the  melon

Don’t you just love it when at a function

Just three  pigs arrive

When you paid for five

Turns out one’s at Five mile

You’re pissed! yet you smile

Don’t you just love it  when at a function

The drunk  sigi-cum-barman

Tells you he was  a foreman

And well paid too, at Pogera mine

Says he left  after  busting his spine

Don’t you just love it  when at a function

The   applauses get louder

As the night grows  longer

The toilet is reeking

And Jono’s  puking

Don’t you just love it when at a function

Some bloody  idiot beats up his wife

Then from her bilum  she pulls out  a knife    

And heads for a young lady

Whom hubby called “matey”

Don’t you just love it when after  a function…

No one’s  at work 

And Boss goes  berserk

You wonder with a yawn

Where everyone’s gone

You find out amused

That the Gents was unused…

Idiot’s  in jail for a night of fighting…

Wifey’s left for someone exciting…

Jono, in the toilet, is still puking

Sigi-cum-barman’s gone job hunting

The others,  Aunt Seri, Igo and Mary

Went home from  a night  so Merry

-S

Dang! Don’t we ever learn?